My Calendar Girl

Enjoy this amazing and funny calendar created by Joyce Ballantyne. 

She's awesome, one of my favorite pin up illustrators!

Gyrations on the silver skates
Make no allowance for mistakes;
Unless a girl has what it takes
She'll wind up with some awful aches

A girl who keeps cool

Will always stay "nice".

But it does seem a shame

To keep this one on ice

Bowling makes pretty

Girls curvacious

If their technique isn't

Too vivacious

Rosy cheeks, 

Coat of tan

Bulging muscles-

What a man!

Who's the lout

Who'd fish for trout

With beauties such

As these about.

Mother may I go out to swim?

Yes, my darling daughter, 

But either wear a bathing suit

Or keep down in the water

From any angle

She's a pretty trim craft

Showing beautiful lines

Both forward and aft

Trim fast lines, 

Alluring ways...

Mean old judge

Says thirty days

It's often a fact

That a coat of paint

Make things seem

What they really ain't!

A dog is judged 

By it's good points

A gal by her

Well rounded joints

Hunting rabbits

Seems a sin

'Cause few will wear

A rabbit's skin

Santa turned out

A.W.O.L

So we rushed in

A Christmas Belle